DEVELOP & REALIZE

Royal Rap Final Product
Greeting subjects I'm queen Lizzy
cant chat for long as Cameron
keep me busy
i stay at home i like to butter crumpets
when i come to the theatre i expect the trumpets
i hang with the commoners joke don't
be silly
the next king is gonna be my
grandson willy
yes i am the monarchy they love the most
come to England I'm a gracious host
As a queen paupers know that I'm the best
check out my crown and my double D breast
if I'm down at the track and i see
my horse get shredded
i find the winning Jockey and have his wife beheaded
i don't collect stamps theyre just shots of me i can print
my own money at the mint
for free
i say british labour is what keeps us strong
but check my kitchen staff theyre
all mexican
before i go to bed i enjoy a cup of tea
but im up every hour as it makes me need a wee
this is the end cant spit for long
im off to rock phillip in my hot pink thong. 

Royal Rap stage 3
Greeting subjects I'm queen Lizzy
cant chat for long as Cameron
keep me busy
i stay at home i like to butter crumpets
when i come to the theatre i expect the trumpets
i hang with the commoners joke don't
be silly
the next king is gonna be my
grandson willy
yes i am the monarchy they love the most
come to England I'm a gracious host
As a queen paupers know that I'm the best
check out my crown and my double D breast
if I'm down at the track and i see
my horse get shredded
i find the winning Jockey and have his wife beheaded
i don't collect stamps theyre just shots of me i can print
my own money at the mint
for free

Royal Rap stage 2
Greeting subjects I'm queen Lizzy
cant chat for long as Cameron
keep me busy
i stay at home i like to butter crumpets
when i come to the theatre i expect the trumpets
i hang with the commoners joke don't
be silly
the next king is gonna be my
grandson willy
yes i am the monarchy they love the most
come to England I'm a gracious host
As a queen paupers know that I'm the best
check out my crown and my double D breast

Royal Rap stage 1
Greeting subjects I'm queen Lizzy
cant chat for long as Cameron
keep me busy
i stay at home i like to butter crumpets
when i come to the theatre i expect the trumpets
i hang with the commoners joke don't
be silly
the next king is gonna be my
grandson willy

Chords: A,D,E
Repeat rhythm throughout the entire song.

Intro (strummed slowly):
A           E                       D                      E
I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could die
A             E               D                      E
Tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye
A                E                  D                       E  
For I am feeling so much shame, yes I have brought disgrace
A                    E                   D                   E
Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face

A                  E          D         E
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it
A      E           D            E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A        E           D     E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
A                             N/C
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad

A                 E           D               E
I didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door
A                    E             D              E
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A                   E           D         E
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
A                    E                 D               E    E
Like blood and guts, starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

A                  E          D         E
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin' it
A      E           D            E
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
A        E           D     E
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
A                                 N/C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been had

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
so I said "could you close the door, I really want to finish"
Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never want to hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed- it's not that bad

When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing thirty
But you cannot tell me dad, that you never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad
A                                 N/C
But I wouldn't use those tissues- they've already been-
A                             N/C
Just because it was your bed- it's not that-
A                               N/C
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad

(End on chord A)


Women are like parking spaces- the best ones are taken and the rest
are all handicapped.